Thursday Thirteen

THIRTEEN RANDOM ITEMS FOR NO REASON:
1) Bottle of High-Energy Beverage that might as well be labeled "Liquid Crack"
2) Dead "AA" battery
3) Orangutan
4) Jimmy Hoffa
5) Antique phonograph
6) Burnt-out light bulb with fly specks on it
7) Map of Tom Selleck's chest hair
8) $5000.00 gift certificate from The Wren's Nest
9) Mercury (the planet)
10) Saturn (the car)
11) Pluto (the dog)
12) Nose-hair trimmers
13) Orange marmalade