Thursday, February 1, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

1) Bottle of High-Energy Beverage that might as well be labeled "Liquid Crack"
2) Dead "AA" battery
3) Orangutan
4) Jimmy Hoffa
5) Antique phonograph
6) Burnt-out light bulb with fly specks on it
7) Map of Tom Selleck's chest hair
8) $5000.00 gift certificate from The Wren's Nest
9) Mercury (the planet)
10) Saturn (the car)
11) Pluto (the dog)
12) Nose-hair trimmers
13) Orange marmalade


Matt-Man said...

Peat Moss

amisare waswerebeen said...

I'll take "Things You'll Find in a Secondhand Store" for $1000, Alex.

Kuanyin said...

I like your sense of humor!

Turnbaby said...

Greenies are crack for dogs

Hmmmm only one battery worn out? We need to talk sugar

I love marmalade--creole lady marmalade Voulez vous couche avec moi.....LOLOL
Funny stuff Janna

Thanks for all the work you do--I truly appreciate it

Morgen said...

after mercury, saturn, pluto, I was expecting your anus

Rose said...

Interesting Items you have there. I like your sense of humor. I think this might be the first time I have been to your blog.