Still alive!

I'm here!
I'm here... I haven't died or fallen off the face of the earth or become frozen in a ditch somewhere. (So stop placing bets on how long it will take the authorities to find me).
I was gone for much of the weekend, spending the night at the apartment of some friends, after an interesting event which I plan to blog about later on. (Sort of a 'brush with fame', though "fame" might not be exactly the right word).
And when I got home on Sunday, I spent a couple days just thinking about various things.... about life in general, and various crap possibly to be discussed later.
Sorry I haven't blurfed much at all since Friday. Sorry I missed Manic Monday!!!
No doubt you were ALL SO worried about me, that the sheer terror of considering my untimely demise kept you from e-mailing to inquire....
("My god, we haven't heard from her since Friday! Is she dead?")
("Ehh. Maybe. Who the hell knows.")
("Say, did you know that if you die in your home, and your cats get hungry, they'll start eating you?")
("Wow, really? That's probably what happened. Someone go break into her house and check the litter box.")
("Let's place bets! Twenty bucks says the time of death was 10:00 pm on Friday. How about you?")
("Put me down for 12:00 noon on Saturday.")
("... Aw, look, everyone-- she just posted something. She's still alive.")
("Awwwww...." groan )