Saturday, January 6, 2007

joke of the day

An old woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you have to help me. I have terrible gas, but the good thing is that my farts are silent, and they don't stink. In fact, I have farted twice since I got here and you didn't even notice."
The doctor replied, "No problem; take these pills and come back in one week."
So one week goes by and the woman returns to the doctor and says, "Wow, I don't know what you did, but now my farts reek!!"
The doctor says, "Good; now that we cleared up your sinuses, let's work on that hearing."


Morgen said...

You need to do the penguin one here, too.
Hope you're feeling better.
Remember: laughter is good medicine!

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Dr. A said...

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Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

janna mo told me you might help me with my banner. i got it made, got it up there, got it sized, but it is grainy. i don't know what to do about it. any ideas? thanks. bee

Mel said...


Sometimes I stumble into a site and end up amused......thanks for that!!