Caffeine
I've never been much of a coffee-drinker.
I do like coffee-flavored things, like frozen cappucino smoothies, coffee ice cream, and coffee chocolates. But as a hot beverage, I've never cared for it.
This means I must get my caffeine elsewhere!
Favorite sources include Mountain Dew and Jolt! How many of you have tried Jolt? It was pretty much a staple in college. Their slogan was "All the sugar and twice the caffeine." Drink a six-pack of Jolt and watch yourself zip around the room like a hummingbird! Type a term paper! Type three! Go for a walk! Tap dance! Blink 90 times a minute! Laugh like a maniac! Hahahahahahahaha! Happy lovely pretty wonderful Jolt.
2 comments:
do they still make Jolt?
I haven't seen it in years, not that I've been looking.
the 'energy' drink market has sky-rocketed in the past few years, but I've yet to find one that tastes good. why is that? you'd think that they'd come up with one that you'd want to drink?!?!?
for now, I'm sticking to my forbidden fruit: gas station coffee
that's right = I've been stopping at Five Mile every morning on my way to work and picking up some hot java love. don't tell the Republic Of Tea -- I feel like I'm cheating!!!
Yes! It's hard to find, but Jolt still exists. Right now the only place I can find it is at the BP gas station in Jonesville. Certainly there must be others...???
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