nonamedufus: If I believed in raunchy jokes, I could also offer the possibility that it's referring to twelve inches. Which is a heck of a thing to lose.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Was it my left foot...or my right one?
It'd be kind of hard to put your best foot forward then. Or the hokey-pokey.
nonamedufus: If I believed in raunchy jokes, I could also offer the possibility that it's referring to twelve inches.
Which is a heck of a thing to lose.
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