1. All the McDonald's employees greet you by name when you show up to use the free WiFi for hours on end.
2. You have great fun discovering the built-in webcam and use it to take freeze-frame shots of yourself, fighting the urge to giggle with glee in public.
3. You do this two days in a row and photoshop one of the pictures to look vaguely like a watercolor painting.
4. You post it to Facebook.