Would Godzilla prefer chili sauce or sauerkraut?

Things I realized I do not care about when my bones ache:

1. Whether anyone has ever named a dachshund "bratwurst the third"

2. What happened to "bratwurst" the first and second

3. Politics

4. The fact that if Godzilla was real, he could be turned into a LOT of really nice purses and belts and boots and wallets.

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This has been one of those rotten weeks where my bones hurt more than usual.  I've blogged before about some of the health issues I have in my feet/knees/ankles, (none of which are expected to improve), though I try not to spend too much time talking about it because I prefer for people to think of the Jannaverse as a humor blog.

Whatever.

This week I ache.

I did make a point of treating myself to some chocolate chip mint ice cream today (one of my favorite flavors), so at least some parts got a chance to smile. :)

Also, I just had a mental image of Godzilla stealing a footlong sub bun from Subway and filling it with a wiener dog.

Incidentally, this picture is from a dachshund site called "petmywiener.com".

Yes.

Pet. My. Wiener. Dot. Com.

Have a good week, everyone.

Treat yourself to something.

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