Thursday, March 6, 2014

Would Godzilla prefer chili sauce or sauerkraut?

Things I realized I do not care about when my bones ache:

1. Whether anyone has ever named a dachshund "bratwurst the third"

2. What happened to "bratwurst" the first and second

3. Politics

4. The fact that if Godzilla was real, he could be turned into a LOT of really nice purses and belts and boots and wallets.

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This has been one of those rotten weeks where my bones hurt more than usual.  I've blogged before about some of the health issues I have in my feet/knees/ankles, (none of which are expected to improve), though I try not to spend too much time talking about it because I prefer for people to think of the Jannaverse as a humor blog.
Whatever.
This week I ache.

I did make a point of treating myself to some chocolate chip mint ice cream today (one of my favorite flavors), so at least some parts got a chance to smile. :)

Also, I just had a mental image of Godzilla stealing a footlong sub bun from Subway and filling it with a wiener dog.

Incidentally, this picture is from a dachshund site called "petmywiener.com".
Yes.
Pet. My. Wiener. Dot. Com.

Have a good week, everyone.
Treat yourself to something.
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9 comments:

G-Man said...

Janna...
There was in fact a Bratwurst Sr.
And Bratwurst Jr., don't be silly.
I'm sorry about your achy body.
I can feel your pain.
Loved your arthritic 55
Thanks for playing, you are like a WHOLE sleeve of those Do-Si-Do's Girl Scout Cookies with a tall glass of Ice cold milk!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Mary said...

Ha, and those are things I don't care much about whether or not my bones ache. Smiles. Hope you feel less achy this week.

Grandmother (Mary) said...

When I don't feel well, not much else is all that absorbing. Sorry you're aching, hope it's time limited.

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nonamedufus said...

I'm just gonna delete comments all day. What I tried to say the other two times was: if you eat too much of that ice cream you're liable to have achy breaky farts.

Björn said...

Ha.. yes I can see designer Godzilla handbags being sold by Luis Vuiton ...

sorry for an achy body... but yes I got my laugh..

Grace said...

Sorry about your aches but this made me laugh...hey its Friday ~

razzamadazzle said...

Hope you're feeling better. I know you always make me smile when I visit.