Maybe the squirrels would agree to eat Justin Bieber instead
Four unsettling thoughts while driving on snow and ice:
1. Has there ever been a two-headed zebra?
2. Look! squirrels! Why aren't they hibernating? Maybe these are rabid zombie squirrels.
3. .... Justin Bieber. (enough said.)
4. If I skidded on the ice and died in a horrible accident, the rabid zombie squirrels would eat me before anyone found me.
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7 comments:
You had me at the title. LOL!
I'm pretty sure the rabid zombie squirrels aren't that fast.
Janna...
Once bitten, you yourself would become a Zombie Squirrel!!
Climbing utility poles to bite unsuspecting Starlings.
Robbing backyard birdfeeders to pounce on Cardinals and Chickadees. Scurrying across sidestreets at an extremely slow pace due to their dragging their left rear foot as all Zombies do!
And the hissing....
The constant hissing and moaning drives you nuts!!!!!!
Anyway, thanks for playing...:P:P
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
Oddly, I am thinking I have not seen any squirrels here lately in the middle of the Polar Vortex! Either Zombie or otherwise....perhaps they are stuck in a snowdrift?
Ha! Beware the zombie squirrel apocalypse!
At least you wouldn't have been listening to Justin Bieber on your car's sound system. What a way to go!
… I have noticed how they keep getting closer and closer to my back screen door… !
Alice: Yay! I was hoping people would like the title. :)
G-Man: Thanks for making me laugh out loud! :D
Mary: Either that or they all went to Florida with tiny suitcases and little flowered shirts.
hedgewitch: Exactly!
nonamedufus: *shudder* (!!!)
Margaret: If you listen closely, you can hear them plotting...
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