Thursday, January 23, 2014

Boney Eyes Brown says hi...

Sticky Foot Smith looked dolefully into her carbonated beverage.

"Ohhh, I'm a-feelin' the blues," she sang. "Lonesome burnin' and starin' right into my soul..."

 Skinny Pickles Jackson rolled his eyes. "Or, y'know, it could just be acid indigestion from the two dozen buffalo wings we just ate."

"Shhh," she prompted. "The chorus is coming up."



G-Man said...

Ugly Liver Rivers..?
What in tarnation does that mean?
And while your up, grab ahold of the rabbit ears for a minute till the news is over.
You actually kinda wrote a real story Janna, you're coming along nicely.
Loved your 55
Thanks for playing, You are like those new ooey gooey triple chocolate muffins at Tim Horton's, try it soon, you won't be disappointed, have a Kick Ass Week End

Marcia said...

Hi, Boney,

Meet Jailhouse Gumbo Rivers, and my husband, Skinny Legs Rivers.
Hey, I wanted to lose that whole 'no white after Labor Day' image, anyhow.
Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

Big Liver Bradley! Not sure what to think of that.

Amber.O said...

"Fat Baby King" I am feeling it now!

Janna said...

G-Man: Ugly River Livers could also be a great name for pet food. The bargain kind. LOL. :) Thanks for visiting, and also for using the word "tarnation".

Marcia: "Skinny Legs Rivers" actually sounds like it could work as a blues name... either that or it reminds me of an extremely slim person with a bladder control problem. Either way, there are probably people who would pay to see it.

razzamadazzle: Ooooh, I definitely like "Big River Bradley".

Amber: That sounds like it could be a relative of "BB King." Awesome! :)