Five sentences that have absolutely nothing to do with elves or presents:
1. Who ate all the cheese dip?
2. Wait, I think this has vodka in it.
3. Look, I don't know what color this was when you put it into the fridge, but it's green now.
4. Why's the toilet plugged up again?
5. I'm going to bed.
Yay! Since I don't celebrate Christmas, I actually had a nice quiet peaceful day at home by myself. It was relaxing and pleasantly uneventful.
I hope the rest of you are just as content with your holiday choices.
If you're so stressed out you're ready to stab the nearest person with a tree-shaped cookie, I can send you some happy thoughts and perhaps a few stray cat hairs I just found on my clothes.
It won't help, but at least my clothes will be that much cleaner.
Have a lovely weekend, all of you! :)