Thursday, May 2, 2013

Plus, the free hot dog samples would just be awkward


Five Reasons You Shouldn't Go Grocery Shopping Naked:

1.  Those metal carts are COLD.

2.  So is the freezer section.

3.  If you get arrested before you return home, your ice cream will melt.

4.  Hard to enjoy free samples if people scream.

5.  Depending on your gender, it might be traumatic when nearsighted little old ladies reach for cucumbers.




11 comments:

Margaret said...

...just laughing all the way through this. I will be sure now to cross this off me wish list. :)

g-man said...

Cucumbers ?
You been reading too many National Geographics!!
See? Food makes the best subject
Loved your mildly pornographic 55
Thanks for playing, you are like being stuck in an elevator
With an ovulating Angelina Jolie
Have a Kick Ass Week End

Janna said...

Margaret: Glad I could make you laugh. :)

g-man: I'd much rather be stuck in an elevator with Johnny Depp or Mike Mills from R.E.M. ;)

Brian Miller said...

the lil smokies ad ---yep i appreciate that...hahaha...ahem...um...yeah, i have no problem with nakedness, the freezer aisle is the great equalizer...smiles.

hedgewitch said...

Bwahahahaa. Looking at the people where I shop, I can only be grateful none of them have made the choice to shop naked!

Alice Audrey said...

LOL. Well, I'm safe from the cucumber ladies, but might have a problem in the melon section.

razzamadazzle said...

Yep! Those are some pretty good reasons!

nonamedufus said...

Some of those people of wal-mart pics come pretty close. Is your pic there?

Janna said...

Brian: LOL. The freezer aisle is the great equalizer! :)
Probably true!

hedgewitch: It's the same way here too!

Alice: Ah! Of course!

razzamadazzle: I thought so!

nonamedufus: I love that site. It's hilarious, even if it does take forever to show up with my dial-up connection.

Other Mary said...

ROFL! Thanks Janna - I needed a chuckle today.

Janna said...

OtherMary: I'm glad I made it worth your time. :) Thanks for visiting!