Thursday, April 4, 2013

At least I have the Doritos

Janna sat there dejected and cryin'
Dorito breath exhaled with sighin'
She wrote 55 words
Before scooping cat turds
And was still not as famous as Brian

Janna's cat with a rumbling gut
Said "I'm hungry but I don't know what
To eat first
But it couldn't be worse
Than sitting here licking my butt."


Brian Miller said...

mmm yeah butt licking is a nasty habit...doritos are much better...and we taught our cat to poop outside...though he always says he is hungry...i think he would eat anything we laid before him as well...he is a weird cat...

g-man said...

Poetry Janna?
This was a wonderful change of pace
from your usual comic genius.
Not that this wasn't genius!!!!
Loved your DORITOS 55
Thanks for playing , you are like finding a Fifty Dollar bill in an old pair of jeans. Have a Kick Ass Week End

Janna said...

Brian: The trick to making a cat poop outside is to say "Now Fluffy, whatever you do, DON'T poop outside!!"

g-man: I dunno about genius, but it sure is making me want to go buy Doritos.

Anonymous said...

Those cats and their butt-licking. I'm going to have to get me some Doritos too now.

Mama Zen said...

You crack me up!

Linc said...

This. Is. Classic! Loved your 55, Janna :) Cheers to you!

Janna said...

razzamadazzle: Yummy Doritos!

Mama Zen: I try!

Linc: Thanks for visiting! :)