Thursday, February 28, 2013

With some supermodels, you could probably fit two under each arm

Things which have at least three vowels but
are still small enough to fit in your armpit:

* olives
* supermodels
* peanuts
* bacteria
* diamonds
* barbecue sauce
* batteries

Things which have at least three vowels but
would probably never fit in your armpit:

* Iowa
* Hurricanes
* The immense feeling of disappointment when
McDonalds completely screws up your order again


Rastaman said...

Ha ha ha, Janna, you amaze me! In a good way.

Margaret said...

BBQ Sauce? Tequila has four vowels. A bottle may not fit, but a shot would :)

Janna said...

Rastaman: I'm so glad!

Margaret: Yes, BBQ sauce! Life without barbecue sauce is not worth living. I'm not all that crazy about tequila, though. It's that big ugly worm in the bottle. (*shudder*)

g-man said...

Not Iowa... But I bet Rhode Island!!!
You ingest Peyote don't you?
Loved your enigmatic 55 Janna Dear
Thanks for playing, you are like traveling across the USA by car , and sleeping through the entire state of Nebraska!!!
Have a Kick Ass Week End

Margaret said...

Well I lived in San Antonio, TX for three years. If you live in Texas one must drink it straight from the bottle. At least once. :)

Janna said...

g-man: No peyote. I'm high on life. But I'm trying to quit.

Margaret: LOL... The funny thing is that at first, I actually thought you were talking about drinking BBQ sauce straight from the bottle instead of tequila.

nonamedufus said...

BBQ sauce deodorant? Yum.

Alice Audrey said...

LOL. The disappointment might not fit, but I'll bet the bag of burgers would. :D

Other Mary said...

Hahaha - love this list! Btw, you couldn't fit Wisconsin either.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Especially the smoky chipotle kind.

AliceAudrey: And if it doesn't, all we have to do is eat the burgers and wad up the bag! Then it'll fit!

OtherMary: Or California!