Thursday, February 7, 2013

Number Three would make a great YouTube video

Sentences which make more sense after eight cups of espresso and vodka:

1. Hi!  I just realized all my molecules are shaking.

2. Whaddya mean, cheeseburgerfrenchfrygasm isn't a word?

3. Here, I'm gonna play Mozart, rap, and gospel at the same time, and then I'll tap dance to it on that rocky ledge over there.  It'll be GREAT!



brandi said...

Your last line reminds me of the old joke:
What is the last thing a redneck ever says?
Hey, Y'all! Watch 'is!

Margaret said...

After 8 cups of spiked espresso, I'm sure the "gasm" word was quite slurred. ;P

Janna said...

brandi: LOL, yes! That's exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote it!

Margaret: It's hard to tell. The vodka would encourage slurring, but the espresso would encourage bouncing off the walls. So which one would win?

Margaret said...

Vodka, hands down. (I speak from experience :)

Rastaman said...

Too funny.

Janna said...

Margaret: Excellent! Happy slurring!

Rastaman: I try! Thanks for visiting. :)

G-Man said...

Definately Vodka!!
But from the incoherantcy of this rant, nothing like Stoli, I'm thinking Gordon's or Five O'Clock!
Loved this Expressive 55 Janna.
Thanks for playing, once again you have shown us all why you were voted Best Fruit Cake at the Midland County Fair for three years running. Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Other Mary said...

Hahaha - love all three! And can you send me that youtube link?
Cheers Jana!

Yvonne Osborne said...

cheeseburgerfrenchfrygasm is definitely a word. Especially at two in the morning after too much fun.

Anonymous said...

Definitely think cheeseburgerfrenchfrygasm should be a word!

Janna said...

G-Man: That explains all the trophies I keep getting in the mail from places I've never been...

OtherMary: It would make a great video!

Yvonne: I agree completely!

razzamadazzle: Yessss!!!