Thursday, November 15, 2012

There are more, but this will keep you busy for awhile

Seven easy ways to annoy me:

1. Drive 45mph in a 55 zone in front of me when I am late for work

2. Yodel

3. Claim that something is "Hot & Spicy" when it most certainly is not

4. Play accordion, harmonica, kazoo, or banjo

5.  Talk about politics

6.  Cook with onions

7.  Leave hairballs, poop, or pee on my carpet


Linc said...

A very clever use for 55 words :)

Janna said...

Linc: #7 happens far more than I care to admit. I've tried talking to them about it, but all they say is "meow".

Anonymous said...

What???? NO banjo????? You haven't listened to the right stuff. Earl Scruggs???

Brian Miller said...

janna you are killing onions, no banjo, no yodeling....i am in deep trouble at this point...

Yvonne Osborne said...

#1 is my favorite, but we're going to have an argument about #6!

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

You'd be totally annoyed with my cooking, Janna... onions go in everything that's not a dessert!

Mama Zen said...

#1 drives me insane!

Teresa said...

I can wholeheartedly concur with 5 and 7. :-) Hope you have a weekend that's not too annoying.

G-Man said...

Janna...? Fiction right?
How can you NOT like Funyums?
Loved your ascerbic 55
Thanks for playing, you are like a simmering tub of potpourri in a cat pissy house. Have a Kick Ass Week-End.
(Sorry about 'spraying' your couch)

Doctor FTSE said...

I can imagine how you'd cook without onions but not why?

Janna said...

ReBelle: Nope! NO one can keep a banjo from annoying me. Even Mozart couldn't. Which is probably why he never tried.

Brian: Do you yodel often?

Yvonne: Nah. It just means there are plenty more left for you!

Bubba: Bleccchh!

Mama Zen: It annoys me when I'm trying to get home AFTER work, too.

Teresa: The only way it could be worse is if the politicians were the ones pooping on your carpet.

G-Man: I DO love Funyuns. It's fresh onions that I'm allergic to. Funyuns are so heavily processed that they don't really count as onions anymore. Which is why they're delicious. :)

DoctorFTSE: Because I'm allergic to them.

Karen M said...

I agree with the politician part, but I didn't know it was possible to cook without onions!

Shakira Choong said...

I will NEVER drive that slow when you are around. I find Yodel both amusing and fascinating. If you come to Malaysia, we have little cillies to show how HOT a dish is, the ones who are smart enough to do that.Mostly, we really like it TOO HOT here. I totally agree with 4. For the rest, I try to be as patient as I can, hence no carpet in my house.

Mine is here

Margaret said...

Banjo done well IS a delight.

I can promise to not do the first six... :)

Janna said...

KarenM: In my house, it's not only possible but necessary!

Shakira: "Too Hot" sounds wonderful! :)

Margaret: "Banjo Done Well" is kind of like saying "Spherical Cube" or "Delicious Body Odor".