Thursday, November 29, 2012

Take that, Mickey and Minnie

Ten things a rodent can not do:

1.  Crossword puzzles

2.  Feel guilty about ordering a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese and large fries

3. Twitter

4.  Your taxes

5.  Conjugate Norwegian verbs

6.  Tell the waitress that you just farted

7.  Play the bagpipes

8.  Appreciate clean underwear

9.  Make cookies without rodent hairs

10.  Write blog posts that make more sense than this
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15 comments:

Brian Miller said...

mmm....do you know the acceptable percentage of rodent hair in cereal...mmm....bet it feels guilty on eating a bit of mcdonalds food...wonder how much rodent hair there is in that?

ReBelle said...

No but a mouse is in my piano and will wreck havoc if I don't get it out!!! Ha! Enjoyed this.

Janna said...

Brian: Maybe they can just market the rodent hair as "extra fiber".

ReBelle: That would drive me crazy! Good luck!

brandi said...

I love this.

izzy said...

Animal hair in food period! haha-like
your list-have to get back to crosswords someday! thanks.

Helen said...

Oh so funny!!!

Other Mary said...

Are you sure about the clean underwear? Very funny, as per usual. :o)

Karen M said...

I'm with Other Mary. I think they would find clean underwear to be great nesting material. Thanks for the laugh.

G-Man said...

You are right about #2.
The Hamster in front of me at Mikki-D's yesterday wolfed his down in about three bites. He didn't look a bit guilty to me
Loved your observational 55
Thanks for playing, you are like a large hot fries right out of the grease, have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

Brandi: Yay! :)

izzy: Crosswords?

Helen: I try!

Other Mary: Yes, I'm sure. They don't care whether it's clean at all.

Karen: They don't care whether it's clean or not.

G-Man: Accgghh. I just got back from McDonalds, and the fries weren't hot or fresh at all. What a waste of perfectly good calories...

Margaret said...

Ah, but they can make Disney World very wealthy. :)

Doctor FTSE said...

My pet coypu disagrees with you on No.7

Janna said...

Margaret: And they keep refusing to share!

DoctorFTSE: Your swamp beaver plays the bagpipes? I hope you've managed to find a way to cash in on that.

nonamedufus said...

That's goofy!

Janna said...

nonamedufus: LOL!!