Thursday, November 1, 2012

If you deep fry the carrots, you may have to repeat the steps a few times

Two things that might burn off the number of calories in a carrot:

 1. Breathing a sigh of relief that the elections are finally (almost) over, stun-gunning all the politicians who still annoy you, and loading them onto a really big rocket

 2. Walking to McDonald's and explaining how hungry you are after eating nothing but carrots
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9 comments:

ReBelle said...

Our phone is ringing off the hook - politicians and special interest groups! Leave me alone! Yes, I'll be relieved when the election is done.

I like carrorts and am always trying to figure some new way to present them.

Enjoyed reading.

G-Man said...

Janna....?
Carrots AND Politicians?
Two of society's least loved things in one post?
Now THATS scary!
Loved your detestible 55
Thanks for playing, you are like having only one channel come in on your TV due to a glitch in Cable, and that one chanel is The Food Channel!!! (Hey, it's better than CNBC or Lifetime)
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Brian Miller said...

heh i am all for rocketing the politicians....if you have an extra stun gun i will help...

Other Mary said...

Please repeat the step where you stun-gun the politicians! Please! I love your sense of humor.

Olivia said...

Indeed, if I could load them up a rocket...

weekend hugs xoxo

nonamedufus said...

Maybe you could put the politicians AND the carrots on that rocket?

Shakira Choong said...

I really like the IDEA of putting all the politicians in the world in a rocket!!! You are such a GENIUS!!! As for Carrots, I love them but yes, you will not get fulfilled...LOL..Great stuff, Janna. Mine is here
Have you a TRULY BLESSED WEEK!!!
hugs
shakira

Margaret said...

ha! I love sautéed carrots with brown sugar. As for politicians... I need lots of beer. ;P

Janna said...

ReBelle: I couldn't believe how many times the phone rang on Saturday. Now that the elections are finally over, everything is peacefully silent.

G-Man: Least loved? You don't like carrots?

Brian: What would be both fun and scary is if they started including mini stun guns in McDonalds Happy Meals. Hmmmm... that gives me an idea...

Other Mary: Stun-gunning is kinda like conditioning your hair; sometimes you have to rinse and repeat. :)

Olivia: And then someone else would be waiting right behind them, ready to take all our tax money anyway. Sad, isn't it?

nonamedufus: You too? Another person who dislikes carrots? Wait... I thought you hated peas. Do you hate both?

Shakira: For fulfillment, look to tacos and pizza. And possibly a big spicy plate of General Tso's Chicken. I love that stuff. The hotter the better.

Margaret: LOL!