Sunday, October 14, 2012

Various Thoughts

1.  I'm so tired I could wear a thong made from the Sunday newspaper without even reading the comics first.

2.  (Which is unfortunate, because nobody's going to want to read them after that.)

3.  Shower gel makes me happier than bar soap does, yet I have no idea why.

4.  I think I'm getting a bone spur in my left heel, which hurts everytime I step on it.  I've tried walking with only my right foot, but I never seem to get anywhere.

5.  I'm also getting arthritis in my left hand, I think.  And my neck hurts.  And here, look at this rash... wait, no, that's something else.

6.  Maybe you should just hurry up and comment before I disintegrate entirely.  It might happen soon, I thi


Meloncutter said...

It is hell to get old. Like me. I can no longer feel my penis. It is a terrible thing. They told me that if I felt my penis again at the store they would have me arrested.

Janna said...

Meloncutter: Try it at WalMart instead. They put up with all kinds of things there. :o