Thursday, September 13, 2012

Even three seagulls can still make a mess

Things I have not yet found in my armpit:

1. My other armpit

2. Peanut butter sandwich

3. Tailgaters (which is surprising, given their propensity to jam themselves just about everywhere else)

4. More than four seagulls

5. A cure for this lousy rotten stinking cold/virus thing I've had since last week

6. Inner peace

7. The cap from your toothpaste

Yes, it's true.  Still sick.
I swear I thought I was getting better on Tuesday, but it turns out that the universe was just getting my hopes up.
The universe loves irony.
I'm going to bed early tonight.
Have a lovely Friday and a lovely weekend, everyone.
(Yes, I know it's technically still Thursday right now.)
Don't let me cough on you.
And stay out of my armpits.


G-Man said...

Sickly Janna....
So you've found 3 Seagulls in your pit? Thats Disturbing!!
Loved your 'In The Pits' 55!!!
Thanks for playing, you are like that ONE GIANT NOSE BLOW that clears out BOTH nostrils at the same time, allowing you to breath so clearly that you sleep like a baby. Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Teresa said...

So sorry you're still under the weather. Loved your list-so creative.

Janna said...

G-Man: I am currently able to breathe out of one and a half nostrils. Not bad.

Teresa: Thanks for the visit, the comment, and the sympathy! :) LOL. Especially the sympathy.

Other Mary said...

I hope you, your armpits and your nostrils are better soon. And as for those seagulls...hmmm.

Olivia said...

Where are the 3 gulls? And what about the other armpit?

Girl, you take care of yourself. I just recovered from a lousy attack myself!
Get well fast :D

warm Hugs xoxoxo

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

Okies..I am staying out of your armpits. LOL. My daughter , Jasmine, is having a nasty cold too. I do not know if she will be well enough for her kidney biopsy.

I am not going to nag but you got to take great care of yourself, girl!

Mine is here

p/s I always love your 55 but this time YOU NAILED it with the cap from your toothpaste. Awesomeness!Get well soon, Janna.

Mama Zen said...

Inner peace is in the OTHER arm pit!

Feel better!

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

For some reason I don't truly believe you've never found a peanut butter sandwich in your armpit, Janna. ☺

Helen said...

Wishing you a speedy recovery ... no one should be sick in the summer!

nonamedufus said...

Well of course no more than 3 seagulls. A peanut butter sandwich will only go so far.

Yvonne Osborne said...

At first I read your 55 as things you HAVE in your armpit! Four seagulls!:) Funny. It takes a well developed sense of self to laugh at self when sick. Hope you're better by now since it's Monday!

Margaret said...

OK.. you and G-Man both made me feel a little queazy. :)

Janna said...

Other Mary: My armpits are all better. My nostrils are sort of almost all better too!

Olivia: The other armpit is a closely guarded secret.

Sh@KiR@: Thanks for visiting. I hope things go well with you and Jasmine.

MamaZen: You mean I've been looking in the wrong place for 42 years?

Bubba: Feel free to look for yourself.

Helen: Amen to that!

nonamedufus: That makes perfect sense, actually...

Yvonne: At first I thought there were four seagulls, but the fourth one ended up being a sock. My eyes aren't too good these days.

Margaret: My work here is done! :)