Sunday, September 9, 2012

Blarrghhhh. Bzzzpt. Gggrlp.

I'm sick!
I have something which appears to be strep throat.

My throat is a burning sidewalk lined with sharp squirrel bones.
(Sharp bones, not sharp squirrels).

I spent most of the day in bed, alternating between fever and chills.
Right now I'm having chills.

(And since I'm blogging at the same time, I fully expect to get credit for multitasking.)

Send good thoughts my way.
Or at least a bag of cough drops.
I like the honey-lemon kind.


Shelly said...

Feel better soon. You can have the honey lemon drops cuz I prefer cherry. :)

Marcia said...

Here's what I do: I have these tiny bottles of whiskey they used to serve on airplanes. They have been in the cupboard over the stove for at least 25 years (that's how much I like liquor). I take a big old swig of whatever there is, hop in bed and pull the covers up around my ears. When I wake up in the morning the sore throat is gone. Works every time.
Take care -

nonamedufus said...

What the heck were you thinking when you ate those squirrels???

Janna said...

Shelly: When I'm desperate I'll take either one.

Marcia: Genius!

nonamedufus: Probably something involving nuts. No, wait...