Thursday, September 27, 2012

Asbestos condoms would be even worse

Ten things that probably shouldn't be recycled:

1.  Anchovy pizza

2.  Campaign speeches

3.  Toenails

4.  Dirty diapers (unless they're used to make more diapers, I guess)

5.  Warts

6.  Haggis

7.  Chicken feet (Yes, I've actually seen a recipe for soup made from chicken feet.  *shudder*.  Please don't do this.)

8.  Anything involving asbestos

9.  Condoms

10.  This thing my cat just threw up
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17 comments:

Brian Miller said...

i feel like i need a shower right now for some reason...and just be glad you did not step in that in the middle of the night...just saying...between the toes....gak

Janna said...

Brian: I don't know about you, but I feel like I need a shower just for mentioning campaign speeches.

Anonymous said...

But fried chicken feet are okay, right???

Janna said...

Grace: Auggghhh! That makes my brain hurt, because I'm notorious for saying that anything is good as long as it's breaded and deep fried. It may not be healthy, but it's tasty. Anything from bricks to frisbees to green beans. But... chicken feet.... wow. I just don't know about that. I think I'd rather have the frisbee.

G-Man said...

There's a Polish dish made from chicken feet called Cochanena.
And yeah...It sucks!
Loved your gross 55 Janna.
Thanks for playing, you are like finding a bottle of un-opened Pepto Bismal, right after reading this post!!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Margaret said...

Honestly, if I had to choose, hands DOWN, I would choose campaign speeches. The others are signs of a WAY to overactive mind... ;P

Janna said...

Melissa: Thanks for visiting (and agreeing!)

G-Man: "Cochanena" almost sounds like the sound you would make gagging...

Janna said...

Margaret: LOL! I like my mind just the way it is. :)

Bubba said...

I'd never order a pizza with anchovies in the first place.

Maude Lynn said...

Republicans have been recycling campaign speeches for years!

Unknown said...

Oh Janna, the chinese, meaning me, love chicken feet, it is good for you. LOL. you got to clean them up properly , with boiled water and no detergent of course...then you got to fried them and them cooked them in a slow cooker with mushroom...AWESOMENESS!!! I adore your 55!Mine is here
Have you a ROCKING AND BLESSED WEEKEND!!!
hugs
shakira

Other Mary said...

Hahaha - love your list! And, I have to tell you my mother-in-law actually makes chicken foot soup! Really! But, I didn't say that I eat chicken foot soup! Blech!

Olivia said...

Please don't recycle the toe-nails for it's already a waste product! Maybe use it to make sealant???

Ok, I'm outta here < L

Hugs xoxo

nonamedufus said...

Your cat eats anchovy pizza?

Janna said...

Bubba: Me either!

MamaZen: Indeed they have!

Sh@KiR@: Auuucggghhh!

Other Mary: Yikes!

Olivia: It would be a very scratchy sealant, prone to breakage whenever someone stubbed it on a sofa leg...

nonamedufus: They might, if I ever allowed it in my house.

Teresa said...

That is quite the list of yucky stuff! I hate when the cats throw up.

Janna said...

Teresa: I think mine throw up just to see the expression on my face.