Thursday, September 20, 2012

And now, for a moment of astronomical bonding

Once upon a time there was a planet named Allison.

Allison decided to have coffee with her closest moon, named Bob.

"How are things?" Bob asked, sipping his coffee as carefully as a moon can.

"Pretty good," answered Allison. "All this time I thought I was having hot flashes, but it was just global warming."
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11 comments:

Brian Miller said...

oh but global warming is a myth...perpetuated by democrats....all gore made it up the day after he invented the internet...smiles..

ha cute story....

Janna said...

Brian: If global warming is a myth, someone went to an awful lot of trouble to melt the polar ice caps just to fool us. Maybe they sat on a glacier for a few days holding a hair dryer...

lime said...

that's it! mother earth is menopausal!

Margaret said...

Time will tell. I kind of like the menopausal theory...

Janna said...

lime: It explains a lot!

Margaret: And she's probably upset that we've been calling her "Earth" instead of "Allison".

G-Man said...

Allison is a goofy name for a planet. Although Bob is perfect!
Loved your Celestial 55 Janna
Thanks for playing, you are like being able to coast into a service station...after running out of gas,
have a Kick Ass Week-End

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

Why am I not surprised to read something from another planet here, Janna? (LOL!)

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

I love your story. I love the idea that the planets can talk . What a cute 55! Love it! Mine is here
Have you an AWESOME ROCKING WEEKEND!
hugs
shakira

Janna said...

G-Man: Wait, lemme get this straight... I'm being compared to running out of gas, yet it's a compliment? Only you could manage such a thing. :)

Bubba: Because you're in the Jannaverse, where everything is different. For one thing, there's a lot more chocolate.

Sh@KiR@: Thanks for visiting! :)

Mama Zen said...

I knew it!

Janna said...

MamaZen: It all makes sense now, doesn't it?!