Thursday, August 9, 2012

Maybe Bubbles can wash the car afterward

Things that are easier to do in the rain:

1. Get wet

2. Wash the car

3. Mud wrestle with a 400-lb ex-convict named "Bubbles" who would love to show you the choke hold he dreamed of while in solitary confinement

4. Shower off after the aforementioned wrestling

5. Disguise the fact that you might have just peed your pants
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11 comments:

G-Man said...

Janna...
You are a twisted little sister thats for sure. Slippery when wet!
Loved your moist 55..
Thanks for playing, you are like the umbrella laying in the backseat floor of your car, just as it starts to pour after parking at work...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

G-Man: Thank you! I'm feeling twisted today.

Margaret said...

Ha ha! Love your #5 and G-Man's response!

Janna said...

Margaret: #5 does seem the most practical, doesn't it?

Brian Miller said...

it is raining this morning...based on your list i take it as a sign of good things to come...smiles.

Mama Zen said...

#1 made me laugh out loud!

nonamedufus said...

There's nothing quite like peeing in the rain. Did you notice how warm the rain is this summer?

hope said...

Unexpected and yet it made me smile. :)

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

I never thought you can do so much in the rain. Wow..you are so good at this, Janna. Always love your 55!
Mine is here
Have you a Rocking Weekend!
hugs
shakira

flipside records said...

#5 is priceless ... loved it

Janna said...

Brian: Here's hoping there were good things that came. :)

MamaZen: And it's true, too!

nonamedufus: To the best of my knowledge, I have never peed in the rain. Having two X chromosomes makes it difficult. Let me know how it goes for you!

hope: Thanks for smiling!

Sh@KiR@: Thanks for visiting!

flipside records: Glad you liked it. Thanks for visiting!