Thursday, August 2, 2012

By Friday, you'd be a hollow shell eating a Snickers bar

"So if I have seven multivitamins on Monday, that means I won't have to eat anything nutritious for the rest of the week."

"I don't think it works that way."

"Sure it does.  I'll eat a week's worth of dietary fiber, too.  Maybe more!"

"Remind me to stay away from you on Tuesday."

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9 comments:

Heaven said...

Some of these multivitamins are not good, best to eat fresh goods ~

I specially like your opening lines..if only we can just pop a pill ~

g-man said...

Ditto on the Tuesday thing...
Janna...Each week you out-do yourself in having cleverly creative FUN. And Fun is what blogging should be!!!
Loved your 55
Thanks for playing, You are like a Jumbo Buttery Shrimp laying on top of a hot bowl of cheesy grits!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

Heaven: I didn't really intend for it to be quite so serious. It's just a joke. :)

g-man: I've never had grits before! The cheesy ones sound good, though. And I usually love shrimp. :)

Teresa said...

That's so funny! I know people that would actually think that makes sense. :-)

Janna said...

Teresa: It'd be nice if it was true! :)

Margaret said...

I always thought the chocolate slimfast was awesome. But I just liked it as a drink... I still ate three meals! ha ha

Brian Miller said...

eeep...yeah, if that is all you eat that day...might want to watch out...and keep the air freshener nearby....

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

It is so strange but until now, with both my young ladies at 18 and 20!I still have to tell them to take their vitamins and supplements. GRRRRRRRRRRRr..Such a wonderful read, Janna! Absolutely priceless about the Tuesday! Have you a truly blessed weekend. hugs shakira
Mine is here

Janna said...

Margaret: I hear chocolate slimfast is awesome when mixed with an entire jar of hot fudge and poured over a pint of Ben & Jerry's.

Brian: Good advice!

Sh@KiR@: Thanks for visiting!