Thursday, July 19, 2012

And if you do, be sure to make a video

Nine things you should never put in a blender:

1.  Molten lava
2. Roses and Italian sausage
3.  DNA evidence
4.  Gravel from the driveway
5.  Grand piano
6.  Toenails
7.  Duct tape
8.  Strawberries from another dimension which contain antimatter that will make your smoothie explode when it touches real matter (your esophagus, for example)
9.  Anything dog owners have to scoop up


G-Man said...

I've blended Molten lava.
Boy are you ever right!!!
Loved your 55 My Friend..
Thanks for playing, you are like a pair of Top Notch ear plugs at The Harbor Beach Community Player's version of Oklahoma.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Teresa said...

Truly this is a great recipe to avoid disaster!

Janna said...

G-Man: Plus, molten lava is extra bad when mixed with dog poop.

Teresa: Truly!

Alice Audrey said...

Perverse as I am, I'm busy trying to figure out how to get my piano into it.

Margaret said...

How DO you come up with these? Ha ha. I laughed so hard at G-Man's response!

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

I always love your imaginations..I can never think like that...

Hubby just got me a grinder's poops!!!! Now you are giving me nightmares!



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Heaven said...

oh my goodness.... ha..ha...this is priceless...thanks for the morning smiles ~

Mama Zen said...

I'm always extra careful with my other dimension strawberries!

nonamedufus said...

I think your advice regarding #5 is key my friend.

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

But how will I ever know I have a really GOOD blender if I can't test it on a grand piano?

Another oddly amusing 55, Janna!

happygirl said...

I learn so much when I come here. haha. :)

Brian Miller said...

i dunno...roses and italian sausage might go well together...i have yet to try it...hmmm...wonder where that blender is...

Nara Malone said...

Love antimatter strawberry smoothies. But then I'm an interdimensional being, or is that an extra dinensional..think my brain has been thru your blender.

Janna said...

Alice: It helps to have a really big blender.

Margaret: He's funny!

Sh@kir@: Better to have nightmares about dog poop than pig poop, I guess...

Heaven: You're welcome! :)

MamaZen: You could write a recipe book!

nonamedufus: I'm sharp that way. ;)

Bubba: Test it on the dog poop first, because it may not work quite right after you put the piano into it.

happygirl: That's me, the helpful blogger.

Brian: Be sure to take out the thorns before you eat it.

Nara: If you put antimatter smoothies into a black hole, what happens?