1. I've been imagining a contest between Mike Mills and Sheldon Cooper where they spin around in circles to see which one would fall down first.
2. I really, really love bacon.
3. Why do raccoons seem to enjoy my yard so much lately?
4. If I had to choose between Mike Mills and bacon, I would probably choose Mike, but I'd be so upset about losing bacon that Mike probably wouldn't want to be around me for awhile.
5. Wow, Richard Dawson died. I remember watching him on The Match Game when I was a little kid. I was really young, but I remember the show using the word "bosoms" a lot.
6. Maybe, if I'm lucky, Mike Mills will taste like bacon.
Monday, June 4, 2012