Sunday, May 13, 2012

Things that taste worse than soy cheese:

1.  Giraffe liver
2.  Motor oil
3.  Swollen lymph nodes
4.  Luwak coffee
5.  The armpit sweat of a construction worker on a tropical island
6.  Caterpillars
7.  The spleens of all the people who are thinking "How do you know?  Have you ever tried giraffe liver and motor oil?"


Shawn said...

On the topic of soy cheese, as part of today's mother's day celebration we had soy cheese cake. Yes, imitation cheese cake. Everybody loved it. I didn't. And I farted.

nonamedufus said...

Ha, ha, Shawn. I think I'd fart after any of Janna's items. Or hurl. Although with luwak coffee all that's already been done for you, more or less.

Janna said...

Shawn: Soy cheese cake? Really? Ewwwww. Wow.

nonamedufus: True, more or less. ;)