Thursday, April 26, 2012

And why isn't my present gift-wrapped?

If the future can't be proven because it hasn't happened yet, and the past can't be proven because it no longer exists, then why does traffic consist primarily of the following people:

1.  People driving exceptionally fast so they can hurry up and make it to something that's happening soon in the future

2.  People driving exceedingly slowly so they can linger in the past as long as possible, thereby avoiding any future activities until the last possible moment?

Additional note:
It's possible I may have drank WAY too much caffeine today.


00dozo said...

Um ... are you sure it was just caffeine you were imbibing when you wrote this?


nonamedufus said...

Of course there's a third group... The over caffeinated ones that have accidents.

Janna said...

00dozo: Almost sure!

nonamedufus: The fourth group involves ferrets, but no one ever wants to talk about it.