Thursday, April 19, 2012

"I just realized I'm vegan," said Jeanne.

Thomas frowned. "But you just ate a Quarter Pounder."

"Exactly. Cows are vegan. They eat grass. So vegans can eat them. "

"I don't think that's what it means..."

"Lions eat people sometimes. So vegans can't eat them."

"Can't eat lions... or people?"

"Depends on... Wait... now I'm confused."


nonamedufus said...

Eating people? Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Shawn said...

I know a cannibal who ate his mother-in-law and she still disagreed with him.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Every time I hear that joke, it somehow makes me think that clowns would taste yummy and fruity, like Gummy Bears. Colorful and fun!

Shawn: LOL! Some mothers-in-law are like that. :)

Margaret said...

Ha! This one is really quite entertaining... comments and all.

Teresa said...

Love the circular logic here! Great story.

hedgewitch said...

Eat it before it eats you? Hilarious--enjoyed it, and the old jokes are the best jokes.

G-Man said...

Janna Dear...?
I must have been in the Hospital, cause I would never have missed this...hehehehe
Thanks for playing, You are like Ginger Rodgers, and everyone else dances like Elaine Benes!
(If you were not a Seinfeld fan that line means NOTHING)
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

You can't eat lions because that would make you a cannibal!

Janna said...

Margaret: I thought so too!

Teresa: Circular logic is best because it doesn't have any pointy corners.

hedgewitch: Exactly!

G-Man: It's good to have you back. :)

Bubba: Only if I was a lion! (And I'm not; I'm telling the truth!)