Thursday, April 5, 2012

Hopefully one will end up being useful to you sooner or later

Seven words that almost (but really don't) rhyme with orange:
1. Storage
2. Overage
3. Forage
4. Orphanage
5. Porridge
6. Sportage
7. Mortgage

Four ways to tell someone they have toilet paper stuck to their shoe:
1. "Wow, is that back in season already?"
2. "Are you saving that for later?"
3. "I thought people didn't wear white this time of year."
4. "Wanna share?"
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9 comments:

Margaret said...

# 3 us hysterical, #4 made me groan! And the rhyming words are close enough... who uses orange in a poem anyway? :) Happy Easter, Janna.

G-Man said...

You almost solved one of Literatures favorite anomoly's...Almost!
You are still a very clever girl.
You make me proud to share the same state.
Thanks for playing, You are like the rich lady at the end of the block, that used to give out FULL SIZE candy bars on Halloween, and she'd always give you TWO!!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...
Happy Easter.

Janna said...

Margaret: Orange would be great in a poem about sherbet...

G-Man: Anomalies are fun. So are candy bars. Have a good weekend! :)

Brian Miller said...

albeit if the TP they are wearing is actually white...

PattiKen said...

Love #3 in the TP list. After all, white after Labor Day is so gauche.

Janna said...

Brian: Here's hoping!

PattiKen: Outrageous, isn't it?

Other Mary said...

Hahaha - I love this kind of post!

nonamedufus said...

So the first part of that post was pretty juicy. But having gotten through it I was kinda wiped by the time I reached the second part.

Janna said...

OtherMary: I'm glad someone does!

nonamedufus: I'm glad the first part had a-peel. I would've stopped there, but I was on a roll...