Thursday, March 1, 2012

Is it ok to lick the walls if they're delicious?

Things I forgot to do in February despite having an extra day:

* Invent vaporizer gun to disintegrate tailgaters (and people in front of me who are going so slow that turtles are outrunning them)

* Explain to the world why I hate beets

* Learn to speak Canadian

* Build a house out of bacon (Yummiest bathroom EVER!)


G-Man said...

Not just any Bacon Janna
Back Bacon Eh?
After every sentence say...Eh?
EXAMPLE: I hate doze beets eh? or
I just crapped my pants Eh?
It's easy and fun, try it for a day or so and total strangers will want to buy you a Molsons!
Loved your 55
Thanks for playing, you are like finding the very last Butter Tart at the Dominion...Have a Kick Ass Week-End Eh?

Janna said...

G-Man: I have no idea what a Butter Tart is, but it sounds good, Eh?

Brian Miller said...

a house of bacon...i would soon be homeless....

Janna said...

Brian: I know exactly what you mean!

Heaven said...

speak Canadian ? I wonder why ?

and no bacon for me..ha..ha..

Happy Friday ~

Janna said...

Heaven: Wait, no bacon? Why on earth wouldn't you want bacon? It's nature's most perfect food. :)

nonamedufus said...

Sure we say eh, eh. But more importantly Canadians cut down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!


Myrna R. said...

Since I'm vegetarian, I wouldn't like the bathroom. I would prefer chocolate.

Really enjoyed this 55.

Alice Audrey said...

Can I have the vaporizer gun when you're done with it?

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. :) Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I just have to remember not to sing it out loud in public.

Myrna: I dunno if I would want a chocolate bathroom... (!)

Alice: Well, if current traffic is any indication, I may never be done with it.