Thursday, February 23, 2012

Can you tell I'm hungry?

Once upon a time there was a ferret named Wimpler who desperately tried to decide which he loved most: Pizza, tacos, bacon, or oxygen.

Finally, he decided to combine them by breathing heavily while folding a bacon pizza in half.

Finally the universe made sense.

Despite a few clogged arteries, he lived happily ever after.
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15 comments:

G-Man said...

Directory assistance...?
Can I have the number for Hungry Howies?
Loved your 55 Janna
Thanks for playing, You are like the only Paczki left at the bakery, and it's a Custard!!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

G-Man: My favorite is the blueberry paczki. Those things are awesome.

Brian Miller said...

i think i might just be happy for the rest of my life...haha...quite the solution that...

Yvonne Osborne said...

This is so funny! Wimpler the ferret. Sounds like a good name for a children's book.

Speaking of paczkis, I'll take a custard one.

Janna said...

Brian: The hard part is not making a mess when you pick it up to eat it like a taco.

Yvonne: I made up the name "Wimpler", but I like it. It makes him sound like a nerd, and I adore nerds. :)

nonamedufus said...

I'd really be happy if the universe made dollars.

Mama Zen said...

And, my search for meaning is over!

Monkey Man said...

I just sprinkle my bacon pizza with Lipitor and it's all good.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Even if it didn't share them with you?

MamaZen: Mine too!

MonkeyMan: What a great idea!

happygirl said...

He's a genius. Now I'm hungry. :)

The Thirteenth Crossing said...

I have always love your 55's. You never fail to entertain me.

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Nara Malone said...

What, no chocolate or coffee? How can that be? :) Enjoyed your 55.

Teresa said...

How fun! What a great read to start the weekend with a chuckle!

Steve Isaak said...

Smile-inducing piece,thanks for that. =)

Janna said...

HappyGirl: Me too! Bacon pizza is great therapy. Except for the calories and cholesterol and saturated fat and carcinogens and whatever else is in there. But hey, it's delicious!

TheThirteenthCrossing: Thank you! :)

Nara: Funny you should mention that. When I first started writing this, I included chocolate, but couldn't find an appetizing way of incorporating it into the finished product. :)

Teresa: Yay! Thanks. :)

Steve: I guess it's better than inducing vomiting, right?