Thursday, February 2, 2012

And the smaller creatures just learned not to look upward

Once upon a time there was a fire-breathing dragon named Fezziwig.

Fezziwig hated doing laundry because fabric softener made him sneeze. The resulting flames would burn up his underwear every time.

Then, one day his friend explained that dragons don't have to wear underwear.

Fezziwig lived happily ever after, despite getting arrested for indecent exposure.
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12 comments:

Yvonne Osborne said...

Hahahahaha! How funny and clever you are. Actually...who says any of us have to wear underwear? Back to bra burning, I say.

Have a nice weekend.

G-Man said...

That would make a GREAT Movie..
Fezziwig..Commando Dragon!!
Loved your VERY offbeat 55 Janna
Thanks for playing, You are like a brand new can of Whipped Cream with NO One around to watch you gulp down half of it!!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Brian Miller said...

hahaha that is pretty funny janna...thanks for the comic relief...i have images of dragons in underwear right now...

Janna said...

Yvonne: The trick to bra-burning is to take the bra off first.

G-Man: Did you notice that I didn't mention food this week?

Brian: I wonder if they wear boxers or briefs...

MorningAJ said...

Oh I like Fezziwig. Great name for a dragon!
I'm up here.

nonamedufus said...

I know how Fezziwig feels. There's nothing worse than burning your underwear when you sneeze. Whoa, boy.

If he wore his pants low on his hips people probably told him to stop dragon his pants around.

Raven said...

Hehe...I'd be scared to see who arrested the dragon :)

Shawn said...

great comment from nonamedufus "stop dragon his pants around"

Doctor FTSE said...

That's one not-very-thoughtful dragon. We need more Fezziwigs!

Margaret said...

ha! Fezziwig is flying high and fancy free?

Janna said...

MorningAJ: I started out with "Izzy" but then decided I liked "Fezziwig" better. :)

nonamedufus: LOL. (Groan!) :)

Shawn: He's good at making comments like that. I dunno what I'd do without him. :)

DoctorFTSE: Wait; if he's not very thoughtful, why would people want more of him?

Margaret: You might say he's letting it all hang out...

Janna said...

Raven: Me too, now that you mention it!