Thursday, January 26, 2012

Or even worse, an extra bladder

Ways Things Could Be Worse:

- I could owe the mafia ten million dollars

- I could enter a warp zone in the space-time continuum and spontaneously find myself in the 1800's, when there was no Internet. (Just horse crap).

- I could be running for President.

- I could have an extra liver growing out of my forehead
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12 comments:

Margaret said...

An extra liver growing out of your forehead? Does that mean you already have one? :)

Janna said...

Margaret: I do indeed have one, though it's not currently growing out of my forehead. The last I checked, it was swimming somewhere next to my spleen.

G-Man said...

Ha!!
You said Liver!
You had to mention food. (albeit Lousy food)
Loved your very clever and thoughtful 55 Janna.
Thanks for playing, you are like being on Who wants to be a Millionaire, and the big question is...Whats the Capital of Kansas?
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Shawn said...

$10,000,000 is a lot of money. How much do you actually owe the mafia?

Brian Miller said...

a liver out the forehead...might make you look a little funny

Polly Janos said...

Liver, huh? Could be "wurst". (insert groan here)

Thanks for the chuckle!

Janna said...

G-Man: I agree completely that liver is indeed lousy food. (!)

Shawn: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Or maybe they'd do it instead. Somebody would.

Brian: And depending on how far down it hung, my glasses wouldn't fit quite right anymore.

Polly: (!!!) Groan! :)

Steve Isaak said...

Laugh-out-loud, fun - thanks for the humor. =)

Mama Zen said...

Hell, I wish that you were running for President!

Janna said...

Steve: Thanks for visiting!

MamaZen: LOL. I'd never be able to handle the constant criticism and scrutiny. By the end of the first week, twelve people would be trying to assassinate me, and I'd be busy trying to get Rush Limbaugh deported to Mars.

nonamedufus said...

I know how you feel. I once tried to friend someone using horse crap. It didn't go well.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: And those stains never come out...