Monday, January 23, 2012

I think I hate onions the most

Seven things I hate more than cleaning the toilet:

1. Having to get up to pee in the middle of the night when it's cold

2. Brussels sprouts

3. Listening to people who get really, really excited about politics

4. Cleaning the litter box

5. Migraines

6. Onions (explained in excruciating detail here)

7. Any reality TV show, especially ones involving the following:
..... a) hidden cameras
..... b) people who sing badly
..... c) people backstabbing one another
..... d) people about to get a huge amount of money for doing something I probably could have done myself


Shawn said...

I think if you combine # 1 and # 4, you will have one less thing to worry about. You will however, still need to clean the litter box.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I have a recipe for Brussels sprouts that might change your mind about them. It's not as good as BBQ, but it's not bad. Stop by sometime, and I'll whip us up a batch.

Janna said...

Shawn: But I'd still have to get up in the middle of the night. Unless I took the litter box to bed with me... which sounds slightly unsanitary.

MikeWJ: Hey, welcome back! Even if it was to try to make me come over to the dark side. I must forever remain enemies with Brussels sprouts. They are pure evil.