Thursday, January 19, 2012

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"What are you reading?" He asked.

"Well," she replied, looking puzzled, "I found a recipe for alphabet soup, but it makes way too much. Plus it's wrong; it has letters and numbers."

He sighed, realizing the truth. "Honey, that's the phone book. If you want to make half as much, just use the yellow pages."
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10 comments:

G-Man said...

Is this coversation between two Billy Goats?
Loved your 55 Janna...
You are far and above one of the most creative people on the Planet.
Thanks for playing...You are like The Last Big Fat Juicy Golden Crispy Onion Ring left on the plate that no one else wants.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Brian Miller said...

haha...never tried cooking the phone book...that might have a bit of an interesting taste...smiles.

Heaven said...

Ha...ha... thanks for the smiles. made my night ~

TALON said...

lol! So clever! Yes - what is it with alphabet soup having numbers?

Polly Janos said...

Yes...clever is definitely the word for this. Thanks for the laugh! Well done Janna!

Katherine Krige said...

They sound like a perfect couple.

No soup for YOU! Haha

Teresa said...

What a fun story!

Janna said...

G-Man: No, no, they weren't eating the phone book; the phone book was the cookbook with the "recipe" in it. Get it? :)

Brian: No, no, they weren't eating the phone book; the phone book was the cookbook... uh oh. Is it really not clear? (*looks around nervously*)

Heaven: Thanks for visiting! :)

Talon: I wonder that sometimes too!

Polly: Thank you! :)

Katherine: LOL! The soup nazi from Seinfeld! :)

Teresa: Thank you!

Margaret said...

I do think Alphabet soup would be improved with a numbers in it. Give the kids a bit more to do... :)

Janna said...

Margaret: Exactly! The little slackers...