Sunday, November 6, 2011

I've already done one of them at least twice today

Things I would rather do than watch any kind of sports:

1. Spin around until I get so dizzy I fall down

2. Read the owner's manual to an appliance I no longer own

3. Talk to inanimate objects about the importance of them holding up their end of the conversation

4. Whirl a bra in the air over my head and pretend to be a helicopter.*
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*Or a ceiling fan.
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8 comments:

nonamedufus said...

My wife engages in #3 while I'm watching sports.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Lemme guess... in that case, YOU would be the inanimate object? :)

Grace said...

I do #3 all the time...

Grace said...

I just realized my phrasing leaves something to be desired...

nonamedufus said...

You got it in one.

Janna said...

Grace: LOL!

nonamedufus: Yay! Now I can go back to whirling this bra over my head...

meleah rebeccah said...

I would rather set myself on FIRE than watch sports!

Janna said...

meleah: I agree completely!