Monday, October 17, 2011

Math Problem For Today

Calculate the number of times I have daydreamed about Mike Mills in the past 24 hours.

Multiply by the number of readers I would have bored to death if I had actually blogged about that.

Add the number of readers who would actually have been interested.

Subtract the square root of the number of hairballs the cats have barfed up on my carpet since 2008.

Divide by the number of Nutter Butter cookies it takes to absorb an entire pint of milk.
(For extra credit, send me that amount of cookies.)
(For an automatic A-plus, just send me Mike Mills.)
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3 comments:

Adrian Katrina Miller said...

You've got Mikey on the brain!

nonamedufus said...

Speaking of Mike Whatshisname I couldn't leave a comment with a link on Jangst. Have you seen this. I thought you'd be interested.

http://www.spin.com/articles/exclusive-watch-rems-country-feedback-neil-young-1998-bridge-school-benefit

Janna said...

Adrian: I do indeed!

nonamedufus: LOL... "Mike Whatshisname"... :)
Thanks for the link! Neat!