Thursday, October 20, 2011

I'll just keep the lips I already have, thanks

Three uses for a cheese cracker:

1) Trying to catch a mouse who has the munchies

2) Staving off starvation while you wait for the idiot in front of you to realize the light has turned green

3) Crumbling into one tablespoon of chicken soup to lose two more pounds before going on that date with Johnny Depp

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I bet you didn't know that they made lip balm flavored like Cheez-It crackers.

They have it in Cheetos flavor too.

Yes.

Really.
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24 comments:

moondustwriter said...

Ha - I thought about waiting at a light actually
yumm Cheez it lip balm

Mama Zen said...

The thought of cheez-it lip balm made me shudder. Gross!

lime said...

i want to crawl inside the mind that thought this up. i think it might feel familiar. too funny!

Janna said...

moondustwriter: Some of those lights are so long we might need more than one Cheez-it. Still not sure about that lip balm, though.... :P

MamaZen: That was my reaction too!

lime: I love weird eccentric minds, but the cheez-it lip balm guy would probably scare me. :)

G-Man said...

How about Spinach and Feta lip balm? How about Pepperoni Pizza?
The choices are endless!!
Loved your 55 Janna...
Thanks for playing, you are like finding 5 or 6 unused kleenex's in your pocket, when you can feel a giant Loogie working it's way down.
Have a Loogie-Free Buzzard-Free, Kick Ass Week-End....G

Janna said...

G-Man: Spinach and Feta? Might as well go all the way and have Bacon Broccoli Quiche lip balm. Or, God forbid, Sushi Lip Balm.

Brian Miller said...

i am sure johny is worth it but next time just bump the person at the light...they will go...

magiceye said...

:) spoilt for choice!

lovely 55!

Yvonne Osborne said...

Johnny Depp....isn't he the one who could eat crackers in bed and not get kicked out? Original and unique 55!

Pheromone Girl said...

Gloriously munchie, I like to think that Cheezits have made me more productive than all the training every provided by my large employer....

Christine said...

i put lip balm on my lips every night before i go to sleep, i can't imagine the critters that i would attract in the summer if i used that

Janna said...

Brian: I would, but it might knock the cracker out of my hand.

magiceye: indeed!

Yvonne: He could eat almost anything in bed and not get kicked out.
(*awkward pause*)

PheromoneGirl: Here's hoping! :)

Christine: I wonder if wild animals like Cheez-Its. There's one way to find out...

Jinksy said...

The thought of 'cheez-it' kisses to go with a cheesy smile is less than appetising! LOL

Kikit said...

haha, this is so funny :D perhaps the beauty experts already ran out of ideas for "beauty" products.

Janna said...

Jinksy: I agree!

Kikit: They still haven't invented a magic beauty treatment that is neatly packaged in the form of a McDonald's cheeseburger. (I've been patiently waiting.)

izzy said...

Oh my G---, what next? don't even want to know... loved your 55. Thanks.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

I've seen lip balm with scents like Twizzlers, Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, Coca-Cola, 7-Up and others.

Most of them are just weird, but some are really nice!

Linc said...

This is pretty awesome :)

Shelly said...

I want bacon lip balm. There are bacon bandages and, I think, bacon air fresheners, so they must have bacon lip balm, right? Of course, that would make me incredibly hungry. Never mind.

nonamedufus said...

Cheez-It lip balm. The gift that keeps on giving.

hedgewitch said...

Gross! Not your poem--very appropriate list--but the idea of smearing waxy essence of Cheezits on your lips. My husband occasionally goes through phases where he becomes Cheezits dependent. Not a pretty sight.

Monkey Man said...

Does the cheetos lip balm turn your lips orange? And was that you behind me this morning?

meleah rebeccah said...

that Cheez-It lip balm is freaking me out!

Janna said...

izzy: LOL. Thanks for visiting. Glad I could leave you speechless. :)

Bubba: I remember when I was a kid I had one that was Dr. Pepper. I liked sniffing it but never actually used it.

Linc: I'll take that as a compliment, even though you probably just meant the existence of the lip balm. :)

Shelly: Scary, but I bet there is probably bacon lip balm somewhere on the planet. If only in the form of bacon grease. :)

nonamedufus: Indeed!

hedgewitch: LOL. Are there support groups for the Cheezits dependent among us? :) I may need to join.

MonkeyMan: Ewww! It probably would turn everything orange, wouldn't it? And if you live in Michigan, that may very well have been me behind you this morning. :)

meleah: Me too!