Thursday, September 15, 2011

Pass the Sharpie...

Sentences I have not (yet) written on myself in permanent marker:

1. Even bran cereal is still better than being tailgated.

2. I've never seen your closet.

3. Please pass the deep fried Twinkies.

4. Purple is my friend.

5. Crocodiles are probably good with garlic sauce.

6. I'm sorry it's all your fault.

7. Hug me.

8. Can I cut your hair?
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11 comments:

Brian Miller said...

i guarantee if you eat enough bran no one will tailgate you....just saying....

Janna said...

Brian: I'm trying! I'm trying!

Memphis Steve said...

That is very deep, like an endlessly deep bowl of Raisin Bran, only without the raisins. I hate raisins.

G-Man said...

I'd show you my closet, but there are too many skeletons inside to see anything.
Loved your 55 Janna.
Thanks for playing, You are like digging thru your wallet looking for your Kroger Card when you discover a neatly folded 100 Dollar Bill stashed last year, and completely forgotten about!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

MorningAJ said...

Crocodile with garlic? Perhaps curried would be better.

You have a very strange mind. I like it!

izzy said...

Most anything is good with garlic, but I'd like my crock skinned please!
Thanks-

Monkey Man said...

I've had alligator on my pizza. Bet croc would be good too.

Alice Audrey said...

I don't care what part of your anatomy you write it on or what kind of sauce it comes in, crocodile is greasy tasting.

Janna said...

MemphisSteve: I hate raisin cereal too! (Humorous side note: When I saw your comment pop up in my e-mail, I said out loud to myself "Hey, isn't that the guy who sits on the toilet?" Referring, of course, to your avatar. And sure enough, there you are!)

G-Man: It's ok. I have skeletons in my closet too. Luckily they're skinnier than I am and can't wear any of my clothes.

MorningAJ: No, no, garlic is delicious!

izzy: Definitely skinned.

MonkeyMan: Alligator pizza? Really? When and where?

Alice: Ewww. Is it really?

meleah rebeccah said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmm deep fried Twinkies!

nonamedufus said...

Good thing you didn't write that stuff. If you had you'd be high as a kite on Sharpie fumes by now. Which reminds me. I'm out of Sharpies.