Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Various Thoughts

1. Never leave chocolate in a car when it's 94 degrees outside. Chocolate deserves much better. Like slowly being melted in your 98.6 degree digestive tract. (I know, the chocolate would probably prefer the car. )

2. At one o'clock in the morning, the thought of building a castle out of mashed potatoes makes perfect sense. At two o'clock, you begin filling the moat with gravy. At three o'clock, you wake up with mysterious beef-scented stains on your pillow.

3. I wish I owned a lava lamp.

4. Motto for the day: When the world makes no sense, be glad we have Taco Bell.

5. I totally would have added a fifth thing for this list but my brain just went on strike because of the heat wave and sleep deprivation and a number of other things. I'm hoping it comes back after I offer it some melted chocolate and mashed potatoes.
Or possibly a chalupa.

1 comment:

nonamedufus said...

This post makes no sense. Oh, well. I'm off to Taco Bell.