Monday, July 25, 2011

Reasons why you should be nice to chipmunks

1. They're in a bad enough mood already, since squirrels constantly tease them about being short.

2. For all we know, they're millionaires and might loan you a couple hundred bucks if you let them chew on your treasured possessions for a few minutes.

3. If you're mean to them they might chew on your treasured possessions without leaving you any money at all.

4. It's entirely possible that they taste good with teriyaki sauce, if only you could get close enough to find out.


nonamedufus said...

They might start singing at an accelerated rate of speed.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Do they know any other way?

nonamedufus said...

Alvin wants a hula hoop.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Depending on how good he tastes with teriyaki sauce, he might not make it til Christmas.