Thursday, July 14, 2011

I should be ready by next Tuesday

Allow me to divulge all the details of my evil plan to take over the world before I throw you into a hideous death trap which is actually relatively easy to escape from.
Here, have a drink first.
Now, as I was saying, I've secretly been genetically engineering zebras for the past twenty years, and...
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10 comments:

G-Man said...

What an insidious plan Janna.
Altering Zebra's to.....

You are like a.....

Have a Kick Ass Week-

Monkey Man said...

...and....and....yes!?! Aren't you going to tell us???

Brian Miller said...

zebras...oh my mistake was the drink...but you did not count on me being scicillian did you (i cant even spell it)...you may have bested my giant and my 6 fingered swordsman but not me...

Stranger said...

(cue maniacal laughter)

The hero will struggle with the restraints while the evil genius monologues. Once the evil genius turns away, the hero will finish his drink and then sit back and listen to the rest of the plan. Right?

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Ah-hah! I knew somebody somewhere was taking all the white-striped black zebras and replacing them with (genetically engineered) black-striped white zebras!

nonamedufus said...

Here in Canada we would say a "zed" bra.

hedgewitch said...

Laughin at bri's Princess Bride remark. I don't think *anyone* however devious, whatever level of mad scientist insanity they've cultivated, can screw up the world any more than it already is at this point. But I'm glad somebody's found a use for zebras.

Steve Bailey said...

so its zebras that will be the first sign of the apocalypse... huh... wouldn't have guessed that.

Janna said...

G-Man: And your comment was very--

MonkeyMan: Bwa ha haaah!

Brian: (!!!) Hee!

Stranger: If I remember correctly, the drink has to be a mint julep. Like in Goldfinger.

Bubba: Some of them are also charcoal gray and eggshell. Shhhh. Let the world find out on its own.

nonamedufus: Ok, just so you know, I really laughed out loud at that. :)

hedgewitch: I agree that the world is pretty screwed up. At least we still have Taco Bell, right?

Steve: Indeed!

Jingle said...

fun 55.

enjoy your own game.
bless your weekend.