Thursday, June 16, 2011

Just imagine the album I could make....

Things that could probably be used as musical instruments if you tried hard enough:

* Box of cheese crackers
* The liver of a spotted owl (assuming owls have livers)
* An accordion (then again, probably not)
* Can of refried beans (Takes a few hours, but works every time!)
* Wind whistling through the empty hallways of my dignity
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16 comments:

Teresa said...

What a fun, musical 55!

Chef Kar said...

Raising a house full of boys, the refried beans made for a symphony!!

Here's mine: Friday Flash 55 ~ Daytime Mask

Mama Zen said...

That last one made me snort (musically, of course)!

Brian Miller said...

can of refried beans...so there will be a horn section...we could make the liver into bagpipes right...i would so include bagpipes...

Janna said...

Teresa: I try!

ChefKar: I can imagine!

MamaZen: The best snorts are musical ones. :)

Brian: I like bagpipes but hate liver. On a semi-related note, I like guys who wear kilts, but probably wouldn't like eating their livers either.

Pheromone Girl said...

Sweet 55 - I can't stop giggling!

G-Man said...

Janna...
This is strictly Fiction of course, because you are One Dignified Broad!!
In fact, You are like Coco Chanel, in a room full of Junior Samples.
Thanks for playing, and have a Hee Haw Week-End

Monkey Man said...

I strung a box or two of cheese crackers in my day. Play a mean ass flute, too. Ooops, did I just write that?

MorningAJ said...

We had refried beans last night. Does that make it a duet?

Steve Bailey said...

I really want to know what sound owl livers make.... and why that thought kept me up thinking about it last night. Curse you Janna!

Janna said...

Pheromone Girl: Yay! Thanks for visiting.

G-Man: LOL. Thank you for calling me a dignified broad. :) It's strange that Hallmark doesn't have that printed on cards anywhere....

MonkeyMan: With you on flute and me on french horn, we could do a Mozart concerto or something. Or we could just stick with the cheese crackers and refried beans.

MorningAJ: It does if you were both playing at the same time!

Steve: I'm imagining they make a moist squishy sound, but maybe I'm thinking of tofu instead.

nonamedufus said...

You could call your group Accordian and the Cheese Livers Whistling Refried Beans...or not.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Anything can be a percussion instrument, even your head.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: R.E.M. would definitely snicker about me behind my back.

Bubba: Or yours!

Olivia said...

The tune's still ringing in my head.. :)

A musical 55- hahaha
spare the owls please! I have a very big thing for them...

Weekend hugs xoxox

Janna said...

Olivia: Owls are nice! Especially with teriyaki sauce.