Sunday, May 1, 2011

Various Thoughts

1. Last week I learned that if you put a frozen burrito in your bra, it will thaw in about two hours.

2. One nice thing about being single is that you can talk to yourself at home and nobody notices. Last week, during a monologue of gratitude, I thanked my bathroom "for being the room with the toilet."

3. This afternoon I invented a dessert recipe which uses high-fiber bran cereal. (Really.)

4. Frozen pizza, baked to perfection, is the perfect comfort food for a Sunday night. (Thankfully it doesn't need to be thawed beforehand. I don't think my bra could handle it.)
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5 comments:

Mik said...

Now I know how to defrost a burrito.

nonamedufus said...

That's one lucky burrito. Your bosom not so much. (That's a funny word bosom. Well, so's burrito now that you think about it.)

Janna said...

Mik: Be sure to try it!

nonamedufus: And if you say "Burrito" over and over and over again, it starts to sound like "Dough Berry". Weird.

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