Thursday, May 12, 2011

This is probably true...

Somewhere, a prayer:
"It's too hot today. That guy's clothes don't match. I'm allergic to gluten. Sewage stinks, and too many body parts get pierced these days."

God sighed. "If I could change all that, would you be happy then?"

"No! That'd be even worse!"

"Why?"

"Because then I wouldn't have anything to complain about."
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13 comments:

Grace said...

Know what a New Yorker says after he just won the biggest lottery ever? "Oy, all the taxes"

Monkey Man said...

There's a dark side to every silver cloud, eh?

nonamedufus said...

You'd still be able to complain about what happens after you eat brussel sprouts. Well, those around would at least.

Janna said...

Grace: LOL! That's exactly what my dad would say too, and he isn't even a New Yorker! :)

MonkeyMan: Especially today! (We're getting a bunch of storms soon.)

nonamedufus: (*evil laugh*)

5thsister said...

Yeah...that about sums us up all right!

Alice Audrey said...

LOL! Aint that the truth!

G-Man said...

Janna...
Thank you for being so loyal.
You Rock Michigan Girl!!
Loved your 55
Thanks for playing, You are like having the onset of a sore throat and at the bottom ofr your jacket pocket you find TWO Ricola's!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Rhonda Albom said...

LOL - too true for too many. Thanks for the laugh. I found you on humor bloggers.

Brian Miller said...

hehe i think i know this person...have a great weekend janna

Janna said...

5thsister: Yes! I know I'm like that sometimes too. :)

AliceAudrey: Indeed it is. :)

G-Man: Yay! :)

Rhonda: Welcome! Thanks for visiting!

Brian: Happy weekend to you too. :)

Margaret said...

Yup, complaining can be "healthy" at times. At least that's what I tell myself...

Jannie Funster said...

I only complain from Sunday through Saturday.

xo

Janna said...

Margaret: I hope it's healthy. I need something to make up for all the bacon.

Jannie: I only complain on days ending in "AY".