My thrilling life
Things I have done so far this year:
1. Ate pizza
2. Stopped at almost every stop sign
3. Wore deodorant
4. Put on clean underwear
5. Painted flowers on my nail polish
6. Listened to classical music
7. Burped
8. Listened to the BBC news
9. Farted
10. Put on more clean underwear
11. Daydreamed about penguins
12. Daydreamed about salmon recipes
13. Eaten enough dietary fiber to ensure the regularity of a small village
.
3 comments:
I change my underwear too. I put it on Monday. I change it to inside out Tuesday, back to front Wednesdays, right side-out back to front Thursdays...
nonamedufus: I bet you save a lot of money on laundry detergent!
You haven't lived until you go down to your local barber shop and watch a couple of haircuts.
Post a Comment