Thursday, March 3, 2011

Unfortunately, we still don't know why Donald Duck doesn't wear pants

Possible reasons why Mickey Mouse wears gloves:

1. He's paying a surprise visit to your house on Tuesday to check and see if you dusted above the refrigerator.

2. To cover up the Peter Pan tattoos.

3. He's a germaphobe... and Pluto rolls in everything.

4. Contrary to popular belief, his favorite words are "Turn your head and cough".
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22 comments:

Monkey Man said...

Guh. I am so at a loss to write something clever. I must have left my magic gloves somewhere.

dustus said...

Paging Dr. Micky. lol I think he might be a germaphobe. Cool 55

Brian Miller said...

he's been playing with the sorcerors wand again...

G-Man said...

I vote for 1 AND 4!!
Pretty offbeat today Janna dear.
I Love IT!
I Love multiple choice 55's.
You are like that chick playing the Auto Harp on stage at a James Taylor concert.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Larry said...

I agree with dustus mickey mouse is a germaphobe.

Sudden Drop

Austin said...

I think he might be a mass murderer covering his fingerprints!

Rockets and Wings is my 55 this week.

kkrige said...

I love your 55 and I love the responses. A bit of fun as that sneaky mouse tiptoes through the neighbourhood

Jannie Funster said...

And why does winnie the pooh wear only that vest?

xo

RNSANE said...

He bites his fingernails and doesn't want the world to know!

Mine is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/03/skywatch-friday-season-4-episode-34.html

nonamedufus said...

Those who know him well call him Mitty Mouse.

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: But you write clever stuff all the time!

dustus: There should be a cartoon about how Mickey has to go on prescription medication because he's OCD!

Brian: Was that before or after you turned your head and coughed?

G-Man: And this one wasn't even food-related! Well, unless you count the part about the dust on the fridge...

Larry: We can test that theory by coughing and sneezing a lot the next time he comes over to visit.

Austin: Ahh! Yes, that might be it!

kkrige: Thanks for visiting!

Jannie: And how did his ears get as round as dinner plates?

RNSANE: Maybe he has recurring cases of nail fungus!

nonamedufus: The last time I tried that, he said "That's MISTER Mouse to you." Sigh.

Jingle said...

This is fun 55.
lovely wonders, tickling talent.

whall said...

I actually know why he doesn't wear pants but am under court order not to divulge. Sorry.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Hilarious 55, Janna!

kavisionz said...

hahahha... I am having a tough time deciding which of the 4 reasons it could be, Janna!! :)) I think I will go with "germaphobe"...and knowing Pluto, that really makes sense.. teeheheh...

You have a witty way with words, girl... A super cute 55!!!

Janna said...

Jingle: Thanks for visiting!

Whall: It probably has something to do with the restraining order, doesn't it?

Bubba: Thank you! :)

Janna said...

kavisionz: Germaphobe seems to be the most popular reason! :)

Olivia said...

That's a clever take Janna!
Very different n okay, I am still smiling! never in his weirdest dreams he had thought that you discover his secret!

Hugs xxx

Doctor FTSE said...

Funny, and clever use of your 55 words.

Janna said...

Olivia: He had no clue I was stalking him right outside his kitchen window. Scary!

DoctorFTSE: I try. :)

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Perhaps the two are related . . . Mickey wears gloves because Donald doesn't wear pants.

I don't really know what that means.

Janna said...

Chris: (!!!) That almost makes sense, in a warped kind of way...