Thursday, March 24, 2011

Things I May Have Forgotten To Mention To The Tabloids

1. The alien ship wasn't really shaped like a big jar of peanut butter.

2. I still have no clue who Justin Bieber is. Please don't tell me.

3. Although I was going to take Bigfoot's suggestions about conditioner and detangler, the brands he mentioned were way too expensive.

4. Charlie Sheen fascinates me, in much the same way that one can not avoid looking at a terrible accident when one drives by slowly.

5. Tribbles are real, and my cats barf them up frequently. They're a little mushier than they looked on TV.

6. The Loch Ness Monster LOVES Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and yet he hates tartar sauce. (Just like me!)

7. My left foot itches. I doubt this is related to a government conspiracy, but wouldn't that be fun?
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5 comments:

LOTGK said...

1. The alien ship wasn't really shaped like a big jar of peanut butter.

They never are really. Usually, the aliens use telepathic mind control and suggest the shape to conceal and confuse the humans from their real shape.

Which ironically looks a lot like a Filet-O-Fish sandwich without the tartar sauce.

LOTGK said...

BTW, I have a wordpress blog and sometimes, many times, wordpress and blogger don't see eye to eye. When attempting to communicate, (Comment) the wordpress sign in verifacation rarely works and the comment is then lost and I have to start over again.

A solution is for you go to your blogger dashboard, click the settings tab, than the comments tab.

Under the WHO CAN COMMENT, select anyone. That will add an extra sign in option for people like me to add a name and url to my blog. It would be greatly appreciated to not only me but to other pressers out there.

Thank you.

nonamedufus said...

My left foot itches too! Uh-oh.

Janna said...

LOTGK 1: It all makes sense now!

LOTGK 2: I used to have "anyone" selected, but I started getting a TON of spam. That's why I ended up making the choice to change it to the "registered users only" setting. I can try changing it back for awhile, if you'd like... but if the spam starts pouring in again, I'll have to revert. Here goes! I'll try it for one week.

nonamedufus: Maybe we should try that powder that cures athlete's foot....

LOTGK said...

You do have your word verification spam catcher turned on right? That should eliminate a lot of robotic spam.

Anyway, I appreciate you giving it a go. Hopefully the spamalots will stay away.