Thursday, February 24, 2011

And they will never lecture you about your cholesterol

Reasons to be nice to wild animals:

1. Some of them could eat you.
2. Seriously, frogs are always looking for someone to pee on.
3. They have no interest in stealing your boyfriend.
4. They have no idea how to play the accordion OR the harmonica.
5. It really doesn't matter to them whether your pants match your shoes.
6. Some of them taste good when marinated in garlic and citrus.


MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Wrong. Fail. I once lost a girlfriend to a wombat. Saddest, most humiliating day of my life. Damn wombats. They're all horndogs.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Are you sure it wasn't a co-worker dressed in a wombat costume?